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unfunnywhitegirl:

allow me to tell you something valuable about the universe.

imagine that you’re at a store. for the sake of the story, it’s a very busy store, because this wouldn’t be murderworthy if it weren’t. anyway. you get up to the cash register and are rung up for oh, i don’t know - $8.89. you hand the…

  1. october8th reblogged this from wakeup-maggie and added:
    omfg seriously stop giving me change
  2. wakeup-maggie reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl
  3. alexperiera reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl and added:
    the truest thing...ever seen anywhere.
  4. collarbonemanifesto reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl and added:
    can afflict on someone is...customer service industry.
  5. gruuubzz reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl
  6. vinylnation said: FUCKING THIS.
  7. mishkabobs reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl
  8. sophichka reblogged this from thatfuckingcrow
  9. venatrix reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl and added:
    ONE THING everyone considering leaving the house ever should understand,
  10. changeofadress said: lol if they give me the quarter and its too late i just say no. most people really dont care
  11. meowlorie reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl
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  14. goodonerobot reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl and added:
    more stressful than...yelled at about ill-fitting slushie tops
  15. skadoodle reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl
  16. elianahelena said: I used to be a cashier. FUCK this shit.
  17. howthestarslooktonight reblogged this from vultureshadows and added:
    is accurate, I feel like such a dumbass for not being able to think of it quickly, when in reality, I’m multitasking one...
  18. bridgebitchh said: oh my FUCKING god i can relate so badly. i always just tell them that it’s too late and it will fuck up the entire drawer and they get pissed but whatever, everyone sucks..
  19. thekaleidoscopemind reblogged this from unfunnywhitegirl and added:
    forever thanking...work. also reblogging for cassie because of what happened yesterday...
  20. haventmetabadeasonyet said: Story. Of. My life.
  21. boringerik said: It’s so sad that customers think you are capable of such simple equations. Shame on them.